So there is a guy who lives up on Country Lane and Taunton who is my goddam Christmas Hero.
He owns a nice corner lot house on Country Lane and out front he has two little strips of lawn.
One on the front and one on the side.
It's not much grass and to be honest, the snow banks take up a fair amount of room BUT…
… This guy has used every single square inch of grass to display around 20 inflatable Christmas decorations.
From Tow Mator to Micky Mouse, the dude is representing his Christmas Spirit in the only way he knows how…
Loud, proud and inflatable.
You just gotta love this about people. Being proud of what they love whether the world mocks them or not…
I say fuck em Inflatable Christmas dude… This is your season!
Now, Christmas is kinda my thing too. I love big Christmases. Presents spilling out from under the tree and stockings stuffed so full the presents fall out onto the ground.
I love family, and kids and making insane amounts of Mince Pies and custard.
I am going to celebrate the season with all of my best friends and their families this season and it shall be merry…
…but I haven't forgotten about you.
You are also part of my life and well, it wouldn't be a Misty Christmas if I didn't get you a gift too.
And so, on Christmas Day only, I am launching my 12 Week Blitz program. I've never offered this before so it's probably going to be pretty popular.
Starting on January 2nd, you'll get everything that a regular membership gets but you'll also enjoy a sale discount as well as inclusion into our January Fat Loss Nutrition Program 🙂
– 45 classes a week are yours to choose from (and you can do either 30 mins or 60)
– done for you meal plans or personalized weight loss coaching included (your Weight Loss Coach practically slaps bad foods out of your hands)
– the best trainers in Durham Region whose training focused only on fat loss and strength building (and none of this high tech flashy bullshit)
– a New Year 2017 ONLY, 12 week no fuss no muss body shaping, life changing fitness and fat loss program that will have you loving your reflection within the first 7 days.
YOU CAN ONLY GRAB THE BLITZ PROGRAM BY PUTTING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ONTO THE PRE-NOTIFICATION LIST.
Click here for the list: whitbybootcamp.leadpages.co/12-week-blitz-pre-registration/
Look, you enjoy your Christmas and I'll take care of the weight loss in Jan.
You have my blessings